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The Official Church of Yaoism

Thu Jun 23, 2005, 2:42 PM
The Church of Yaoism

Visitors and fellow Yaoists alike, take heed:


Its conception began on the twenty-second day of the sixth month of the year two-thousand and five in attendance at the First Baptist Church of Rogers, AR. Unashamed of our pro-yaoi stance, and , the Yaoist prophets of the new century, we conceptualized a world created from yaoi, and all things borne of yaoi. Thus, Yaoism was born.

An infusion of Zen and liberal Christianity, with Buddhist roots, Yaoism is the worship and obsession over everything yaoi, from your everyday amateur smut to full-fledged yaoi manifestations such as Kizuna (the anime).

So, relax under our wide branches of toleration and obsession. Drink from our pools of iniquity. Bask in the sunlight of sin.

This is not a religion for girl on girl action, though there is a place and time for anything in Yaoism. Primarily, though, Yaoism encompasses what we generally call "boy love"

"I will not be ashamed of Yaoism, for boy love conquers all."

Thank you, and I hope you consider becoming a Yaoist. (It will in no way conflict with your current religion. Think of it as an accessory.)

Sincerely, ,


Joining: You must post a comment stating your undying devotion to yaoi and send us a note to join this religion. Then, when we "deviantwatch" you, you will be a Yaoist, along with whatever you were before. ;)

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  • Interests: yaoi = boys making love in japanese
  • Favourite genre of music: japanese rock and pop and visual kei

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If I don't join I'm not a true Yaoi fan as I thought I was * - *

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:ohnoes::megaphone: WHEN HITSUGAYA TOSHIRO-SAMA'S AWESOMENESS IS DENYED, L WILL GET DIABETES!!!!!!!

Hitsugaya Toshiro belongs to me at ~Bleach-Crew !!!

Behind the Green Glass Door, there is a beginning, and a middle, but no end-:iconSakuro1300:
:iconchachasasukedoll:
Such an amazing thing exists, and I'm now only finding it? BLASPHEMY D<

Lol, I would love to join, yes? My love for yaoi is so great that within the realm of anime with no boundaries or prejudices to who ends up with who, two boys are always paired in my mind and all females are left astray >8D

Thank you and g'day <3

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MovedMovedMoved~

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:iconteddy172:
you stand 4 all eye believe u rock :headbang: from future hobos of america ;) :relaxed:
:iconvanityelric:
I am completely devoted to the very thought of Yaoi! I worship even the ervy thought of two boys being together. Despite the scoffing of other people I keep it no secret of my Love for Boy Love! My thoughts are always related to yaoi. Almost any word I could relate to something in Yaoi. Yaoi is my vocaulary, lifestream, and my entire being :D
I wish to join Yaoism! XD

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Vanity Azure Vernal Elric, The 8th Sin and First Human-Animal Hybrid Homonculus

VAIN MEMBER OF GIMME YAOI CLUB!!! :evillaugh: [link]

"I See the Pitch Black Mirror Reflecting Sins of Vanity"
:icondivaqueen:
OMG is that two guys?!?!?!!

jk :)
:icondarkjubei:
Truly, yaoi is what i live and breathe... without it, my world is totally without colour and... well, utter smex! :D I shall devote myself to this church and religion as i have always done body and spirit! :D I am converted!

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*grins* Shinra whore, that's me! LOLZ
:iconxx3mosasuxxx:
YOAI IS THE SEX!
IT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!
I NEED TO JOIN OR I WILL CRY BIG TEARS OF PAIN THEN CRAWL IN TO A HOLE AND DIE

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My god is alive...Sorry about yours.
:iconxxx-rikku-xxx:
Yaoi makes me happy even after hours and hours of endless, tedious homework! (and is my romance story of choice)

I have officially converted :worship:

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I am the mighty Rikku-x - all the Square Enix world is my domain!!
:iconbishonenlover:
Yaoi is my anti-drug
and is my porn of choice~

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"F" is for Fires that burn down the whole town!
"U" is for Uranium BOMBS!!
"N" is for No survivers!!!
I HAVE A CLUB! JOIN IT!!![link]
:clap::cling::evillaugh::heart::love::hug::glomp::giggle::floating::dance::star:
:iconyaoifan-lol:
Yaoi FTW!!!
Yaoi is my only religion, I would love to join! :worship:
:glomp:

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Watch it, I have a pencil =w=

フォギュ です愛

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